if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan
when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON